The Gym

The problem with Christmas, of course, is the sheer volume of cookery programmes on TV. I'm a terrible chef (although I do make a mean chilli) so I'm usually watching the someone create something delicious looking and apparently very easy to make on screen, whilst I'm waiting for the takeout to arrive. That, though, is going to change. I've just signed up for a gym with a friend of mine, Jack. I've tried gyms before and to be honest I've never really kept to them - but this time, oh this time will be different. I'm feeling fully motivated, committed and ready to feel the burn. From this moment on, I am a new man, a new Stephen Willia...

Sorry, have to go, I think that was someone at the door with my pizza.